Fuck off Dick head!

I'm trying really hard not to flip out on my dingus husband. He's in manstrual cycle overload and it leaves me wanting to smother his obnoxious ass with a pillow. WHY do men seem to think that they can say whatever they think, no matter how ugly, unrealistic and ridiculous it may be?!

How would he feel if I spent everyday bitching at him? I can answer that one! He'd be pissed and rightfully so. So WHY does he think that each day when he comes in from work he can take off on a stupid fucking rant because I can't read his mind? It starts every freaking morning! I can't do anything right according to him, but he "loves me so much." *Insert gag* Yeah, right. If you loved me, you wouldn't spend so much time beating me down with your words. Love is not abusive. Now before anyone gets the wrong idea, he doesn't hit me. He wouldn't dare. I'm one of those women who would tie his ass up in the bed sheet and beat the hell out of him with whatever was handy right before I drug him out the front door and left him outside in nothing but his skivvies. I will NOT tolerate any ahem, "man" laying his hands on me in an untoward way. Whoa to the dumb ass that thinks he's gonna whip my ass. This bitch fights back and I also fight dirty.

Do NOT blame me for not budgeting enough money to do things with your kids for the summer. I didn't make you spend every week at the bar getting shit faced with your buddies while I sat at home. We have separate funds so that is NOT on me. It's on YOU. I can't help it that you waited until the last minute to ask my family for use of our cabin. That was YOU. So suck it up and act like a grown up before I give you the verbal lashing that you're begging for. I'm not going to live in yet another emotionally and verbally abusive marriage. As much as I love you, I'm not going to let you beat me down. I'd rather be alone.

I just have a couple of words for you: MAN THE FUCK UP!!!! Or I will so put your ass out of the house.